enjolras / enj•ol•ras / ahnj-ol-rahs [noun]: hot piece of french ass
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
Guys I am so not a lip color person (like, I usually put concealer on my lips with chapstick because that is legitimately what I like to look like), but today I wandered into sephora and found THE PERFECT LIP COLOR SO I AM GOING TO SCREAM ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS CURRENTLY BLOWING MY MIND. (a) it is cream lip stain, which means it’s not heavy like lipstick or too shiny like lipgloss, both of which are my major qualms about lip color. (b) It goes on smooth and the color just stays there. I’ve been drinking tea all night and my lips and my teacup are both spotless (c) LOOK AT THAT SHADE OF RED. THAT IS OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD GLAM RIGHT THERE I HAVE TEARS OF JOY. RED NEVER LOOKS GOOD ON ME. (d) It’s from sephora and it’s only 13 bucks
10/10 A+ would buy again (I will probably buy three more before the season is over)