So, in London this summer my ipod had a really easy-to-guess password (hint: the lock screen said “I am ____locked”), and I came back to the room after showering one day to see that Valerie had changed my background to this (sans text).
Long story short: I found it again recently and decided to do a thing
This is still the funniest thing I’ve ever made
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY WORK THAT I’M STARTING ON MONDAY THEY’RE HAVING A WELCOME BREAKFAST FOR ME AND THE OTHER TWO NEW ENGINEERS AND THEY WANT ME TO REPLY WITH A PARAGRAPH ABOUT MYSELF WHAT DO I EVEN SAY? ALSO OMG THIS IS TOO REAL I’M NOT READY FOR THIS *HEAVY BREATHING*